I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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