Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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