Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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