I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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