I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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