So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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