so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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