Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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