sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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