bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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