Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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