Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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