Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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