The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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