i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
