who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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