My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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