I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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