Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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