No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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