let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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