that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Im part way to drunk.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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