btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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