Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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