Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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