the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I had to cum in my sink.
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