Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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