I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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