The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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