Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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