do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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