i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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