I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
