Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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