belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Randomize
