physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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