I want to stick my p in your. b.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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