sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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