I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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