I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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