it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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