thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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