I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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