She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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