You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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