Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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