he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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