UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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