no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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