Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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