1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just want nice things and good sex
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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