Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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