We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I looked at my own cervix.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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