I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
even my farts smell like vagina
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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