note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
