ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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