We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
